Hundreds of R.N.C. Attendees Test Positive for Delusion

Hundreds of R.N.C. Attendees Test Positive for Delusion

CHARLOTTE (The Borowitz Report)—An outbreak hit the 2020 Republican National Convention this week as hundreds of attendees tested positive for delusion. While public-health experts have yet to determine the extent of the outbreak, the episodes of attendees exhibiting magical thinking bordering on the hallucinatory appear to be widespread. Davis More...

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Melania to Deliver Convention Speech from Empty Classroom at Trump University
By Boston Journal On Wednesday, August 19th, 2020
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Melania to Deliver Convention Speech from Empty Classroom at Trump University

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “a great idea I just had,” Melania Trump said on Wednesday morning that she would deliver her Republican National Convention speech from an empty classroom at More...

By Boston Journal On Wednesday, August 12th, 2020
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A Life with Art at the Center, in “Yves & Variation”

In the classical composer’s quest for audience attention, variation, which sees a single theme transformed into a parade of different forms, is one of the flashier and more satisfying tricks. Variation can be More...

The North American Maximalism of Gigi Hadid and Drake’s Home Design
By Boston Journal On Wednesday, August 5th, 2020
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The North American Maximalism of Gigi Hadid and Drake’s Home Design

In 1910, in a lecture titled “Ornament and Crime,” the Austrian architect Adolf Loos delivered an invective against any kind of decoration, from filigree on building façades to tooling on leather shoes and More...

How “Memorial Drive” Tries to Make Sense of a Mother’s Murder
By Boston Journal On Wednesday, July 29th, 2020
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How “Memorial Drive” Tries to Make Sense of a Mother’s Murder

Three weeks after her stepfather murdered her mother by shooting her at close range, the nineteen-year-old Natasha Trethewey, who would go on, more than two decades later, to win a Pulitzer Prize for poetry, met More...

TV’s Most Iconic Couples on Day Four Hundred and Thirteen of Quarantine
By Boston Journal On Wednesday, July 22nd, 2020
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TV’s Most Iconic Couples on Day Four Hundred and Thirteen of Quarantine

Ross and Rachel (“Friends”) They’re on a break. They were happy on day four hundred and twelve, but Ross made an insensitive comment about the triviality of Rachel’s fashion job, which caused Rachel to More...

By Boston Journal On Wednesday, July 22nd, 2020
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The establishment of the four-color theorem of the map

The three major mathematical conjectures in the world are Fermat’s conjecture, four-color conjecture and Goldbach’s conjecture. The common denominator of these three problems is that the topic is More...

Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His
By Boston Journal On Wednesday, July 15th, 2020
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Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His

WASHINGTON, D.C.(The Borowitz Report)—Trying out a new line of attack against the former Vice-President, Donald Trump said on Wednesday that Joe Biden could never have a pandemic as big as his. “Biden was More...

Tough-Guy Things I Can Do Because I Don’t Wear a Face Mask
By Boston Journal On Wednesday, July 8th, 2020
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Tough-Guy Things I Can Do Because I Don’t Wear a Face Mask

Spit anywhere I want. Got that, Mask Boy? Smoke big-ass cigars. Not only does it look boss as hell, it keeps me from eating too much candy. Let’s just say that I’ve earned a reputation for having a sweet tooth, More...

Trump May Not Have Read Brief Because He Holds Reading Material Upside Down
By Boston Journal On Wednesday, July 1st, 2020
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Trump May Not Have Read Brief Because He Holds Reading Material Upside Down

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump may not have read a Presidential Daily Brief on the Russian bounty scheme because he holds reading material upside down, experts suggested on Wednesday. After More...